I HAVE A SMALL PENIS.

Which mind you should be a good thing as I am a girl. But it is actually a sad reflection on my lack of twitter posts that as I previously mentioned, is updated hardly ever. Looks like I will take the opportunity to post more though and watch my penis grow. LOL
Check the size of your e-penis based on your twitter posts here. And if you're a real perve you can check your friends sizes too.

I have a 5cm penis. How sad.

TWEET TWEET BIIITCH TWEET TWEET

Need I say more. Just had a rofl over this actually catchy song about the twitter phenomenon I just don't seem to be getting into. Bit rich right when I actually have one - feel free to follow as it is updated irregularly. LOL - bit worrying really; seems I'm not gonna be a very good NMP student.