I'M DA BEST MAYNE. I DEED IT.

HE DEED IT.

STALKING CAT

HILARIOUS.

HEADBANGING WHILE MAKING FIRE.

There are no words for something as truly amazing as you are about to witness.
Ok I'm straight out lying but trust me this video - although it may seem tedious to watch two metal dudes headbang to absolutely no music whilst one every now and then tends to trying to start a fire... - it is freakin AMAZING. Look its seriously only longer than a mintue and if at the end you aren't in stitches as I was, then I apologise, I just made you lose a minute or more of your life and for that I'm not truly sorry because IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT.
\m/ (I know right I just did the most ultimate n00b thing possible. Keyboard character hard core symbol. Barfs welcome here).

On a completely unrelated side note. I am looking forward to uni assignments dying off in the ass, as I have so many DIY things I wanna do. Mostly clothing related. Ok for one. I have a pack of 500 silver studs... do you hear me?!?!! STUDS. And to this day I haven't studded ONE THING.

OH THE UTTER SHAME. And people remember be for loving MUTHAFUCKIN STUDS, I have really let down everyone... sorry to disappoint anyone that thought I'd be decked out head to toe in studs (so... by everyone/anyone I really just mean me) for the meantime I'll have to pretend my piercings are like my face has been studded, that should keep me satisfied for the time being...?

COMPLETELY UNRELATED TOPIC NO. 2:

Oh hellz yeah. thanks src783

Is it just me or is it quite satisfying to see a chick kickin a dude's ass. I'm not some male hater (or am I?) I just see the enjoyment of seeing a dude get pwned by a model, that and the images just look pure awesome.
How can you not smile after viewing these, haha, I promise I'm not sadistic, I just see the enjoyment in being some ass-kickin, hot model.
We all have dreams right? LOL

MO' MONEY MO' PROBLEMS.

PFFT. That's a lie if ever I heard one, right now if I had more money I'd have no problems.
I'd have my roots done, fresh tattoos, a sick bike, killer clothing, a fresh packet of cigarettes.
I see no problems there. But truly I bring mo' up because I've recently been engulfed in the world of facial hair.
Now normally I am not a complainer of such a privilege/honour but this week - and I know why am I saying this but still cannot fathom saying it - I am moustachio-ed out.
Which should explain my lack of blog posts as I have been busy due to assignment doing for graphic design subjects.
This one, of which, I decided to do on the good ol' moustache.
Well really, I always had this idea to make a moustache hanger. SO.. since this assignment was our own choice, I decided to take the opportunity to take advantage of my idea and use it for uni, a perfect excuse to get things made and paid for without using my own money (thankyou parentals for paying for stuff to do with my "education")



Anyways I'm going to associate it with Movember for this assignment as, hey it gives it a purpose (as opposed to my generic love of all things facial hair - which I'm sure the average person just doesn't get).
Anyways I decided to create a giant moustache pillow also, as a promotional in store piece - which I now see I made ridiculously huge, so I guess it double as being a beanbag - minus the beans.


I'm quite happy to add these moustache things to my collection at the end of the assignment, as they all match the initial perspex necklace I made myself when my friend Andrea and I dabbled in the jewellery creation business under the label Lipstick and Bruises.

So really the point of this blog was to update whoever reads this aka. just my two friends Lauren and Ana, as to what I have been up to. Also during the writing of this blog, but mostly the uploading of photos, I realise just how much I love facial hair and looking at all the moustache goodies that I've had to make for myself (TANGENT: excuse me whats with that? hello single men if you ever see this hurry up and grow a moustache and ask me out so I don't have to make myself moustache goodness to enjoy!?!!) that there is never going to be a day that I don't enjoy facial hair.
I will end this blog now with some moustache inspiration for all. Yes. A combination of my two loves; fashion and facial hair.

WHY ARE CATS SO FUNNY?

JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE.

MAGIC'S IN THE MAKEUP.

I need no excuse to post this clip.
I will forever love this song, as I do the memories of watching and singing along to the Rock Steady Live dvd it came from.



Side note: I heard this version before the studio version. Let me just say this. LIVE IS ONE MILLION TIMES BETTER. Long live No Doubt.

I HAVE A SMALL PENIS.

Which mind you should be a good thing as I am a girl. But it is actually a sad reflection on my lack of twitter posts that as I previously mentioned, is updated hardly ever. Looks like I will take the opportunity to post more though and watch my penis grow. LOL
Check the size of your e-penis based on your twitter posts here. And if you're a real perve you can check your friends sizes too.

I have a 5cm penis. How sad.

TWEET TWEET BIIITCH TWEET TWEET

Need I say more. Just had a rofl over this actually catchy song about the twitter phenomenon I just don't seem to be getting into. Bit rich right when I actually have one - feel free to follow as it is updated irregularly. LOL - bit worrying really; seems I'm not gonna be a very good NMP student.