bad life decision?

possibly? but it is too late now. as saturday is slowly approaching, i get more nervous about my decision to have a tattoo on my chesticle area. it is possibly very naive of me, and honestly highly deranged that due to my complete love of seeing written tattoos across the collar bone of male specimens that i came to the decision, that i myself must attain such a permanent mark.

as a result of such a decision, i will once again, become the height of disappointment in my mother's eyes who at the sight of such a thing will either instantly die, or come running at me with a sharp blade.

i do fear for my life, even at this ripe old age of 58, as i still reside within the family home and such a tattoo will possibly cause my soon to be arrival on the streets/homelessness.

if only i was 'macca' then clearly, whatever, i wouldn't care! chucked that in for ana/lauren's enjoyment.

nevertheless i still see this image on my mac, that sent me over the edge into complete convinced-ness, and it still brings a smile to my face. which makes me semi-content that i believe i have made the right life decision.

if i haven't. well then, i'm highly owned, but i guess i will deal with that at a later date when i continue to get horrified stares and/or looks of disgust at my place of work.

old conservative people can really be delightful. yes. the more you stare, the more i will consider stabbing and eating one of your children.

please note: i'm one step closer to my ultimate goal...

yep. just as we all prefer. or as i and my faux real boyfriend ana do; jail tatts. and just to add to all that glory. he is going rock. could i be in heaven? well no, i couldn't but i'm sure it's very close, to being very far. which is close enough.

(just loudly, he also reps rebel8 - fucking legend. such news as you should know ana, keeps my faith in humanity after it was so horrifically shaken after my discovery of a specific canberran pig wearing a rebel8 tshirt. almost forcing me to off myself. almost.)

sloth dick.

i wish i could make this blog slightly attractive but i fail in the technological sense and therefore a new entry to stimulate the loins of my dear friend ana, will just have to be the same old lame.

however i've obviously decided to be pretty cool and throw my use of capital letters out the window. wow. dropping out of uni made me such a bad ass. 

so recently i entered the term "sloth dick" into google (don't ask why, as even i don't know) and what emerged from the sheer delight of imagery heaven were the most epic of strange drawings that left me laughing. literally out loud. that's right. i was LOLLING. and so, due to receiving a txt msg from my friend ana about 5 minutes ago saying she came back to the abyss hell that is this blog, i decided to update it and now share with you all the magic that came from "sloth dick".

please note: that a majority of the imagery has barely anything if not nothing to do with sloths in the slightest. making these discoveries all the more epic. i honestly felt an overwhelming feeling of joy and satisfaction at my finds. oh the genius of google images.

AIN'T TOO PROUD TO BEG.

I CANNOT FATHOM WHAT HAS PREVENTED ME FROM POSTING ABOUT THE TEMPTATIONS BEFORE?!!? BECAUSE AIN'T TOO PROUD TO BEG IS HANDS DOWN THE BEST SONG OF ALL TIME!!!

NOW ITS TIME FOR ME TO LEARN THESE DANCE MOVES OFF BY HEART AND I'LL BE SET FOR LIFE. 

NB: THE MATCHING SUITS. EPIC.

ENTER SANDMAN

I don't remember who posted this on facebook. But as soon as I saw the link I died laughing, it was a truly happy surprise. If you don't think this is great, then you have no heart. LOL. I'm kidding. For metallica fans everywhere. or general fans of LOLCATS.

You'll need to click on the image to enlarge it. Very much so, WORTH IT!

WHATS BETTER THAN DREW BARRYMORE, ALICE IN WONDERLAND AND CIGARETTES?

NOTHING.

BOG DYLAN.

I never thought I would bother to blog again, but after Ana, my friend and only reader of this blog mentioned it during our general car park coffee drinking/chain smoking gang, I thought I would surprise her with this blog post the next time she accidentally happens to fall onto the site. Just like that picture that kept coming back to haunt me every 5 minutes I checked facebook, which numerous profanity filled messages to Andrea telling her to delete it failed miserably; hopefully you stumbling onto this won't be as horrific an experience as that photo, but I am sure it's very close. Bog Dylan; Ana's favourite.

I will end on this good note: 

Moses John Malone: "i

dont know whats worse, hitler murdering millions of jews or this photo"

I <3 MIKE GIANT.

YES I could go on and on for approximately 59 years about how I wish I was this man, and if you don't know of Mike Giant, I'm telling you, you're missing out. He is the greatest artist of all time ever, ok, so I'm biased as I clearly LOVE his work but if you like bold, black and white lines and tattoo-esque imagery, then this man is for you, he also appropriately is a tattoo artist, which makes sense once you see his work...







Anyways I was just checking out the Rebel8 blog to realise that they had a new drop of goodies for me to oogle over and then get excited by the desperate feeling of need for their new tees.
So I mention Rebel8 because Mike Giant is behind all the prints, hence my intense love of it all.
Anyways on most days if you talk to me I will have 2 dollars on me and 5 cents in my bank account, but I was freshly paid and as per my usual behaviour, an impulse buy was necessary as soon as I spotted this A M A Z I N G tee.


Ok so if I wasn't such a povo I'd actually want this tattooed on me as I love day of the dead skulls and everything cholo related - which pretty much describes alot of what Giant draws - explaining why Mike Giant's work and I mesh so well. LOL
Anywho now I am waiting in sheer excitement/anticipation of that package to arrive and appropriately since I have sent myself into poor-dom once again, i'll be waiting out 2 weeks before I get paid again/can afford to live/go out in public, which works out well as I will probably get the tee in 2 weeks from the US - so at least on the upside, when I emerge from my hermit shell i'll at least be wearing something new...